BITE ME!

DIRECTOR:
Brett Piper

WRITER:
Brett Piper

CAST:
Misty Mundae ( AKA Erin Brown )
Julian Wells
Erika Smith
Michael R. Thomas
John Fedele
Caitlin Ross
Rob Monkiewicz
Sylvianne Chebance
Carl Burrows
David Find
Justin Wingenfeld
Chris Mimikos
Igor Fernandez
Tanisha
James Jankiewicz



Angry killer avocados, naked ladies, and a mutant human all battle for supremacy at a strip club. Ok, there's more to it than that, but I'm pressed for time, so I've gotta make this brief...

The ever hilarious John Fedele does an outstanding job. He's a fucking riot!

Michael R. Thomas is funny and he always did such a great job. He always seemed to love what he was doing.



It's a great surprise to find out that Erika Smith is actually funny! ( AND fucking adorable! ).

BITE ME! is a cheesy gem!

This movie is part of the SHOCK-O-RAMA HORROR COLLECTION. It's a 4 movie set ( on three single sided dics ). The other films are,BACTERIUM, SHOCK-O-RAMA and SCREAMING DEAD.

I love most of the films ALTERNATIVE CINEMA puts out. They really seem to love movies, and it shows in their packaging.

There's a shit-load of extras and a booklet.

Just for the record, the video and audio quality are excellent.




Fifty percent tarantula plus fifty percent avocado, equals one-hundred percent fun!...

VIDEO INFO
DVD
FULLscreen
Color
Region one
Company - Alternative Cinema
Rated R
Extras - Yes. Don't have time to list all of them.
Inserts - Yes. Contains a booklet with color photos.



OBTAINED AT - Alternative Cinema

PRICE - Free

DO I WANT MY MONEY BACK?:
NO!...

I got my copy for free from ALTERNATIVE CINEMA. Even if I had paid for it, I would NOT want my money back.