Tuesday, October 3, 2017

I'M TAKING A BREAK.....



I don't know what to say anymore... I really don't. It's like people all over the country - and the world - are talking to brick walls.

I feel FUCKING EXHAUSTED - both mentally and physically. It's been a NIGHTMARE of a year for far too many people - myself included.

I hate hearing people say they are sending their thoughts and prayers - it's condescending and useless. It has NEVER stopped BAD THINGS from happening, and it has NEVER cured anyone or put food in their stomach!

Action NOT words, that's what changes things!

What is it going to take for that INSANE-NAZI-AFTERBIRTH and his JUNTA, to be removed from office?!

As if wanting to start a nuclear war with that other lunatic in North Korea isn't bad enough, everyday brings more DEPLORABLE BEHAVIOR.

Speak up!.. If you're willing to give up your rights, then you deserve to lose them!

This will be my last post until further notice.....



SHAPE OF WATER - I really want and NEED to see Guillermo del Toro's new movie. I think there is an urgent need for an escapist movie aimed at ADULTS. I got genuinely excited when I read about this film. SHAPE OF WATER stars, Sally Hawkins, Michael Shannon, and others.



BASIL GOGOS - As you may know, Basil Gogos passed away. His art appeared on various types of publications and other things. Most people remember him for his FAMOUS MONSTERS magazine cover art. Do NOT confuse the GENUINE version with the BULLSHIT new version of this magazine.



BEHIND THE BURLY Q - True burlesque was before my time. The closest I'll ever get to watching burlesque is to attend one of the adult themed shows in Las Vegas - such as X BURLESQUE, X COUNTRY, or X ROCKS.

So, what do I think of this book?... I like it a lot.

My only complaint involves the photos ( all black and white ). Many of them tend to be on the small side. Plus, some are dark and blurry. I'm NOT blaming the writer or publisher. The materials they had to work with were probably old and in poor condition. I'm just happy it had photos.

ISBN - 9781629144962
PRICE - $5.95
PAGES - over 350
PHOTOS - Yes
WRITER - Leslie Zemeckis
SOFTcover
OBTAINED AT - Hamiltonbook.com



LULLABY OF BARELAND - This is one of my favorite nudie-cutie flicks of all time!

At the start of the film, we meet a housewife ( Delores Carlos ) and her husband ( Charles Aldrich ).

The wife thinks her husband is more interested in the newspaper than her, and he thinks she would rather play card games.

When she leaves the house, he hops into their Cadillac and heads to the local burlesque house.



The husband watches a few striptease acts and a comedy sketch. Then he makes a play for a hot looking blonde.

Anita Adams is my favorite lady in this film. I think she was really cute.

Virginia Bell may have been voluptuous, but I didn't think she was very attractive, and yet, I could not look away... ha-ha-ha.



While he's watching the stripteasers, his wife is at a nudist colony hanging out with Anne Howe and her flesh twins. There's also a bunch of other cute ladies at the camp.

One scene is spoiled by the appearance of an annoying twerp on a trampoline... Get lost you little bastard!... You're ruining the scenery!

There's more, but it's the first two segments of BARELAND that interest me the most.

As I've said before, I love this film, I really do.



VHS? - I don't know if this was ever released on legit VHS.

DVD? - Unfortunately, LULLABY OF BARELAND is only available via DVD-R and download ( from SOMETHING WIERD ). In my opinion, this film deserves to be released on pressed disc.



GO AWAY BEN, I ALSO WANT TO RUN AWAY WITH ELAINE - I think I've watched THE GRADUATE at least five or six times during the past month ( on THIS TV and MOVIES TV ). As a kid, I saw THE GRADUATE on television during the early seventies, and after all this time, I still LOVE THIS FILM. Those Simon & Garfunkel songs have stayed in my mind since I first saw the movie ( I mean that in a GOOD way ).

THE SOUND OF SILENCE ( written by Paul Simon ).....

Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence
In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
'Neath the halo of a street lamp
I turn my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence
And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people maybe more
People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
People writing songs that voices never shared
No one dared
Disturb the sound of silence
"Fools," said I, "you do not know
Silence like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you"
But my words like silent raindrops fell
And echoed in the wells of silence
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said "The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls
And whispered in the sound of silence

Blow-off steam in a POSITIVE WAY folks, and try to enjoy life as much as possible.....

Friday, September 8, 2017

IRMA CAN BURN IN HELL.....



2017, what a hellish year.....

I don't know when, or IF, I'll be back.

Dealing with ugly personal crap isn't bad enough, then add all the unnecessary bullshit we get from the NAZI-LUNATICS and cowards in Washington DC, and your head will feel like it's going to explode.

And yet, most of us find a way to deal with it.

We are directly in IRMA's path.

I'm angry.

I'm also fucking tired of all the BAD PEOPLE of this world getting away with things, and hardly ever getting the punishment they deserve.

If only I could put Kim Jong-un, Nazi-Trump and his buddies, Vladimir Putin, Bashar al-Assad, Rodrigo Duterte, Nicolás Maduro, and several others in the same room and let IRMA have her way with them... That would be good.

Instead, it's the rest of us that keep getting FUCKED!

Just for the record, I do NOT believe in "taking the high road", because you'll only die of exhaustion. And I also do NOT believe in "turning the other cheek", because you'll only get stabbed in that very same cheek.

I still remember my first natural disaster. I was with my family in a basement, as we hid from a tornado.

My worst memory was of my first earthquake ( San Fernando 1971 ). You can NOT hide from an earthquake, and in my young mind, I truly thought the world was coming to an end.

The last big hurricane I experienced, was nowhere near as bad as IRMA promises to be.

During the past week, I've seen a lot of verbal - and a few physical - fights at local businesses. The vast majority of people have behaved decently.

Gas and food keep selling out.

I don't know what's going to happen, and maybe it's better that way.

Monday, August 28, 2017

GOODBYE MR. HOOPER.....



As much as I like the first NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD film, it wasn't enough to make me love George Romero's work. His films NEVER made a big impact on me. It was different with Tobe Hooper.

I feel genuinely sad about his passing.

Most of Tobe Hooper's work genuinely appealed to me, I can't say the same about George Romero's films.



I don't think many people know he directed an episode of THE EQUALIZER.



The episode is called NO PLACE LIKE HOME, and it's one of my favorites.



Michael Rooker is in this episode, and he does NOT play a psycho... ha-ha-ha.



Another thing people don't associate Mr. Hooper with, are music videos.

He directed the DANCING WITH MYSELF music video ( starring Billy Idol ).



If you're wondering, YES, I liked LIFEFORCE.



I loved TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE far more than I ever liked NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD.

The chainsaw characters frighten me far more than those slow moving zombies.

I also loved THE FUNHOUSE ( starring cutie Elizabeth Berridge ). It's one of my favorite films from the eighties.

In my opinion, he did not deserve the bullshit he experienced with Mr. Spielberg while making POLTERGEIST.

That's all I have to say.....

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

THIS AND THAT - AUGUST 2017 ( part 2 of 2 )


Screengrabs from PIRANHA 3DD trailer

INSOMNIA SUCKS.....

I've been doing a lot of late night channel surfing during the past month. I recently stumbled across PIRANHA 3DD, THE PURGE, and WORLD WAR Z. They all aired on my local TELEMUNDO affiliate.

PIRANHA 3DD - I couldn't stop watching this movie. Even in censored form, I thought it was disgustingly hilarious. NOT all the fish are CGI.

David Hasselhoff was fucking funny.

Christopher Lloyd plays a scientist, and he's also fun to watch.

Plus, the uncut version has a lot of female nudity - that's frosting on the cake!

THE PURGE - I enjoyed this flick far more than I thought I would.

WORLD WAR Z - I had a lot of mixed feelings about this movie. I can't tell you if I liked it, because I fell asleep soon after it started. So, I owe the filmmakers a big THANK YOU!... ha-ha-ha...

THIS TV played THE FALCON AND THE SNOWMAN. A great film that's still relevant, because espionage never goes out of style.

It's based on true events involving Christopher John Boyce and Andrew Daulton Lee.

It stars, Timothy Hutton, Sean Penn, and a few other familiar faces.

I think THE FALCON AND THE SNOWMAN is underrated.



I also watched SHAMPOO on THIS TV. It's one of my youthful favorites.

FYI - As a kid, the only theater my friends and I were denied entry to, was playing FLESH GORDON - and also most of the adult theaters.

I adored Goldie Hawn when I was young.

I felt sorry for Warren Beatty's character. He wasn't a bad guy, I believed his character loved part of every woman he was with.


Screengrabs above from VOYAGE INTO SPACE ( TV movie patched together from episodes of JOHNNY SOKKO AND HIS FLYING ROBOT )... It aired on COMET TV and it's website.

A reminder, if you don't have a COMET TV affiliate in your area, you can watch their channel on the COMET TV website for free. I've been watching a lot of older horror and sci-fi flicks on their webstie. It's NOT the best way to watch movies, but at least it's FREE!



BIG BANG THEORY UNAIRED PILOT & COUNTERFEIT.....

I've always been interested in what could have been, in regards to original casting choices in fllms and shows.

The unaired BIG BANG THEORY pilot is substantially different from the final product. In fact, a few parts seemed better suited to MARRIED WITH CHILDREN than the BIG BANG THEORY.

It wasn't just cast members that were changed. A lot of the dialogue and the setting were also replaced.

The unaired pilot is incredibly sterile, and there is absolutely NO chemistry between the two female leads and the two male cast members. Yes, there were only four main characters.


Screengrabs from the unaired BIG BANG THEORY pilot ( YOUTUBE video ).

Johnny Galecki and Jim Parsons, are the only two main cast members to appear in both versions of the pilot.

FYI - Vernee Watson's character also remained the same.



Iris Bahr played Gilda ( a female version of howard? ), and Amanda Walsh played Katie ( an alternative universe version of Penny ).

Obviously, those two actresses didn't make it to the final pilot, and that's a good thing - for the reasons I've already stated.


Screengrabs above from THE THEORISTS.

In regards to alternative universes, I also watched the COUNTERFEIT version of the BIG BANG THEORY.

It's called THE THEORISTS, and it's from Belarus.

The episode I watched had a very strange vibe to it.

I didn't need a translator, to know the humor didn't work. Everything about it seemed forced and artificially cute. Know what I mean?



JUNE FORAY.....

Ms. Foray passed away in late July. You may not know her name, but you've probably heard her voice more times than you can imagine.


Screengrabs above from GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE.

Think about the countless millions that have grown up listening to her voice.


Screengrabs above from the TWILIGHT ZONE ( episode called LIVING DOLL ) ... Did I ever mention how much I hate dolls?

I mostly remember Ms. Foray for her work on the TWILIGHT ZONE, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE, and GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ( I still remember the theme song to this show ).



WHAT A NIGHTMARISH WEEK!... FUCK!

I feel like my head is going to explode!

It's bad enough we all have personal bullshit to deal with, but then, the TWO BIGGEST LUNATICS ON EARTH threaten to kill all of humanity!

A short time later, NAZI-TRUMP threatens to invade Venezuela.

Then one of NAZI-TRUMP's best buddies, David Duke and his associates, decide to cause death and destruction!

QUTOES BELOW FROM THE WASHINGTON POST ( Aug. 12, 2017 )...

"Former Ku Klux Klan leader David Duke, a Trump supporter who was in Charlottesville on Saturday, quickly replied. “I would recommend you take a good look in the mirror & remember it was White Americans who put you in the presidency, not radical leftists,” he wrote"

"Asked by a reporter in New Jersey whether he wanted the support of white nationalists, dozens of whom wore red Make America Great Again hats during the Charlottesville riots, Trump did not respond."

The GOP is the FOURTH REICH by another name, and TRUMP is their pride and joy ( supremacist groups gave generously to the GOP during the 2016 campaign season ).



QUOTES below are by John Oliver...

"A non answer in a moment like this, is an answer"

"Nazis are a lot like cats. If they like you, it's probably because you're feeding them"

As I've said countless times before, THE ONLY GOOD NAZI IS A DEAD NAZI!

For those of you that don't know what it's like to have to constantly look over your shoulder, it's not pleasant.

It's time to cancel this "reality show" folks.....

Monday, August 7, 2017

THIS AND THAT - AUGUST 2017 ( part 1 of 2 )



WHAT HAPPENED TO ECHO BRIDGE?.....

Haven't seen any new ECHO BRIDGE releases at WALMART or TARGET?... Well, you're not the only one to notice that.

According to VARIETY's website, ECHO BRIDGE has a new owner.

Quotes below are from VARIETY.com ( by Dave McNary - January 11, 2017 ).....

"Veteran independent producer Steven Paul has acquired distributor Echo Bridge Acquisition Corp. for an undisclosed price, Variety has learned exclusively"

"Paul is one of the producers on the upcoming “Ghost in the Shell” with Scarlett Johansson and has credits on both “Ghost Rider” movies"

I haven't been able to find any more information, so I don't know if they're going to continue releasing DVDs.



As for MILL CREEK, ever since they struck a deal with SONY, their prices have gone up - that shouldn't be a surprise.

I still wait for price drops before I purchase their discs, that has NOT changed for me.

I love it when 'bargain video' companies release rare, or never been on region one DVD titles.



PODCASTS.....

Below is a VERY SHORT list of recommended podcasts ( in random order ).



1 - This American Life..... I've been listening to this radio show / podcast since it started.

It really is a documentary for the ears.

You'll either love or hate the people in the stories, but you'll seldom - if ever - feel apathetic.

THIS AMERICAN LIFE PODCAST



2 - Rialto Report.... The RIALTO REPORT is much more than just a podcast about the classic era of adult / sexploitation films.

Their website also contains articles and photos.

The stories they tell will make you feel every emotion possible.

You'll discover all the connections between classic era adult films and the so-called 'mainstream' studio system, television, broadway, the music industry, and more.

RIALTO REPORT PODCAST



3 - Hollywood & Levine..... This is a fun podcast.

Most of the content is personal, and that's one of the reasons I like it.

It was created by a man named Ken Levine. He's a writer, director, and producer!

HOLLYWOOD & LEVINE PODCAST




4 - Mr. Skin..... I didn't know if I should include this podcast... Anyway, I used to like the MR. SKIN website, but I stopped visiting it years ago for a lot of reasons.

In my opinion, their PODCAST is better than their website. Having said that, I have problems with the two hosts, especially when they state their OPINIONS as fact.

What part of "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" don't they understand? In addition, movies and shows, are MORE than just scenes that contain nudity.

MR. SKIN PODCAST


Screengrab on top is of Christina Ricci in Z: THE BEGINNING OF EVERYTHING ( WEB series from AMAZON )... Screengrab on bottom is of Alison Brie - left side - from GLOW ( WEB series from NETFLIX ).

FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH, would still be remembered and still have a following without the Phoebe Cates topless scene and without her! Any actress could have performed that scene and portrayed her character - it wasn't rocket science!

Let me remind all the superficial shitheads of the obvious, beauty isn't just physical. If you're over eighteen years of age and still don't understand that, then I feel sorry for you.


Screengrabs from a VOLKSWAGEN commercial for the 2018 TIGUAN ( YOUTUBE video ).

IT'S A LIVIN' THING.....

I saw a new VOLKSWAGEN commercial and I absolutely loved it.

It shows an inflatable KING KONG following a cute lady, while she's driving a 2018 VW TIGUAN.


Screengrab of ELO performing LIVIN' THING ( 1977 - YOUTUBE video ).

The song LIVIN' THING by ELO is played during the entire commercial.


Screengrabs from a seventies tv commercial for the VW 411 ( YOUTUBE video ).

This isn't the first time VW has used KING KONG in a tv commercial. I still remember their 411 sedan commercial from the seventies.

There aren't very many new tv commercials that stay in my memory, but this TIGUAN ad does... and I mean that in a GOOD WAY!



KEVIN CAN WAIT, AND WAIT, AND WAIT....

Attention!... If you've never seen a tv show called KEVIN CAN WAIT, consider yourself lucky. This show is even more flatulent than Kevin's enormous anus.

Yes sir, KEVIN can wait all he wants, but I'm still NOT going to watch this show again!

The actress that portrayed Kevin's wife was FIRED, and CBS is BULLSHITING EVERYONE by saying she left.

If you've ever encountered Mr. James on the street you know he's as pleasant as simultaneous bee stings to both eyes, and a kick in the throat.


Screengrabs from LANA DEL REY's music video called LOVE ( YOUTUBE video )... I'm crazy about this woman's voice, and I absolutely love listening to her!

SOOTHING YOUR SOUL.....

Feeling anxious?

Feeling frustrated?

Got an uneasy and queasy feeling in your belly?

Well, most of humanity is feeling the same way. As I've said before, we all have our own ways of relaxing.


Screengrabs from LANA DEL REY's music video called BORN TO DIE ( YOUTUBE video ).

LANA DEL REY ( official website )



Screengrab of Klaus Schulze during a concert in 1977 ( YOUTUBE video ).

KLAUS SCHULZE ( official website )

One way I relax, is by listening to a couple of radio shows on my local NPR station. One is called ECHOES, and the other is called HEARTS OF SPACE. Both of these shows calm my nerves. I just put my headphones on and escape.....