Sunday, December 8, 2013


Well, another year has passed.

It's the time of year when some folks perpetuate the BULLSHIT of SANTA CLAUS.

I still remember the HYSTERICAL behavior of countless movie critics and "concerned citizens", when the first SILENT NIGHT flick was released. It was ABSURD beyond belief!

After all these years, I still do NOT understand why so many ANAL DOUCHEBAGS became so upset.

The American version of the LARDASS in the red suit is secular! I repeat, he is NOT a religious icon. He is NOT a saint!

SANTA CLAUS was NOT hanging out with the three kings and he was NOT at the manger.

The person that named SANTA CLAUS was a FUCKING IDIOT... Santa is the FEMININE version of SAN!... HIS name should be San Claus. However, since he is NOT a SAINT, that title is also inappropriate.


PART ONE: Silent Night, Deadly Night

Let's face it, the real stars of this flick are all the bouncy boobs, the woman that played Mother Superior, and the guy that played GRAMPA!

I think this film is entertaining... Which is more than I can say for the sequel.

PART TWO: Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2

What can you say about part two?... Way too much recycled footage!

How can you forget the "GARBAGE DAY" scene?... Or the nonchalant expression on Elizabeth Kaitan's face, when her character almost kills "Ricky" with her car?... She's cute and has sexy legs, so everything gets forgiven.

PART THREE: Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out!

PART FOUR: Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation

PART FIVE: Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker

PART SIX: Silent Night ( REMAKE )

Sorry folks, I never had any intention of watching the other sequels, or the remake.

I think most of these films had legit VHS releases in the United States.

SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT, part one and two, were released on region one DVD two or three times by ANCHOR BAY.

Part three, four, and five were released on region one DVD by LIONSGATE.

SILENT NIGHT was released on region one DVD by ANCHOR BAY.


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