MY CHAUFFEUR

DIRECTOR:
David Beaird

WRITERS:
David Beaird

CAST:
Deborah Foreman
Sam J. Jones
Sean McClory
E.G. Marshall
John O'Leary
Howard Hesseman
Teller
Penn Jillette
Leland Crooke
And many more....



Casey ( Deborah Foreman )


Battle ( Sam J. Jones )


Witherspoon ( E.G. Marshall )


Giles ( John O'Leary )


O'Brien ( Sean McClory )


Casey lives in Southern California. Her mother is deceased, and she doesn't know who her father is.

She washes dishes in an Italian restaurant.

One day, while at work, she gets a hand delivered letter that changes her life.

She drives to a mansion, and goes to work driving limos for a mysterious employer.

Her first passenger is a wild punk singer and his three backup singers.

Passenger number two, is her mysterious boss, but he does not reveal his identity.

Casey's third passenger is an arrogant business man, named Battle, and his soon-to-be ex-fiancée. Apparently, she's pregnant with another man's child. So they fight, she dumps him, and leaves the car.

He proceeds to get drunk, and ends up spending the night in Casey's room. However, nothing sexual happens.

The next morning, he storms out of Casey's room after insulting her. What an asshole!

As it turns out, Battle's father is the mysterious man that hired Casey. However, she doesn't know that.

It's a new day, and she picks up another passenger. Guess who it is?.. It's Battle again.

Casey is supposed to drive him to Northern California. But they never make it, because their car breaks down on a rural road. They end up having an adventure in the wilderness.

Hours later, things get hot-n-heavy between them, when they have to spend the night at someone's isolated home.

Time passes quickly, and Battle falls in love with Casey.

Battle tells his father, that he's going to marry Casey. His father reacts badly, for reasons that may shock everyone involved.....






QUOTES:
Chauffeur at card game: "All she got to do, is wiggle her butt, and she gets whatever she wants"

Casey: "I came here to drive, NOT kiss ass!"

Catfight: "You know what I did to me last female chauffeur?.. I stripped her, and set her pubes on fire"

Casey: "Eat me!"

Casey: "If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a rock at it!"





VIDEO INFO:
DVD
FULLscreen
Color
Region one
Company - MILL CREEK ENTERTAINMENT
Rated R
Extras - None
Inserts - No





OBTAINED AT - Walmart
PRICE - $5.00



DO I WANT MY MONEY BACK?:
NO!!!!!...

I really love MY CHAUFFEUR!

It's goofy, has dark humor, it's a bit surreal, and it's subtlety subversive.

Plus, I've always had a soft spot in my heart for movies about outcasts, and Casey is definitely a fish-out-of-water.

Despite Casey's good-natured persona, she's nobody's fool. She won't let anyone walk all over her.

Ms. Foreman has such an air of sincerity, that's one of the things I like most about her acting. Plus, she's so fucking cute!

I found MY CHAUFFEUR in a 12 movie set called TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL ( by MILL CREEK ENTERTAINMENT ).

I have NO idea, if this was ever released on LASERDISC.

VESTRON released MY CHAUFFEUR on BETA. Yes, you read correctly! Most people forget that pre-recorded BETA's were released.

The VHS version was released by VESTRON ( note: I've seen at least two different covers ).

Apparently, it was also released on VHS by a company called VIDEO TREASURES.

I do NOT know how many other companies released it on VHS.

MY CHAUFFEUR has been released on region one DVD many times.



Solo discs were released by BCI and RHINO. I believe both discs were released in FULLscreen.

It was also released in the following multi-movie collections... See list below.....



4 MOVIE PACK: MY CHAUFFEUR / MY TUTOR / JOCKS / TOMBOY ( by MILL CREEK? )

4 MOVIE PACK: MY CHAUFFEUR / TOMBOY / WEEKEND PASS / MALIBU BEACH ( by MILL CREEK? )



SCHOOL DAZED 8 MOVIE COLLECTION ( by BCI )

TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL ( by MILL CREEK )



EXCELLENT EIGHTIES 50 MOVIE PACK ( by MILL CREEK )

COMEDY COLLECTION 8 MOVIE SET ( by LIONSGATE )

As far as I know, EVERY company in the United States, has released this movie in BUTCHERED FULLscreen!... What the fuck?!

As I write this, I do NOT know if MILL CREEK ENTERTAINMENT's EXCELLENT EIGHTIES, or LIONSGATE's COMEDY COLLECTION contain the WIDEscreen versions of this movie.

PANIC IN NEEDLE PARK POSTER

I really like this poster. It's simple, and very effective.

Long before REQUIEM FOR A DREAM existed, there was THE PANIC IN NEEDLE PARK.

I still remember the first time I saw this movie. I loved it, and still do.

After all this time, Mr. Pacino is still kicking ass, even when the movie he's in sucks.

QUOTES from PANIC IN NEEDLE PARK.....

Bobby: "I'm a sex crazed dope-fiend"

Helen: "You can only betray someone you need, otherwise it doesn't matter"

PANIC IN NEEDLE PARK was released on LASERDISC, but I can NOT remember the company.

I also can't remember which company released it on VHS.

It was released on region one DVD by FOX.

MISTY MUNDAE CHECKLIST

Misty Mundae - aka Erin Brown - still seems to be very popular with tons of guys out there, so I slapped together an UNofficial, UNauthorized, and incomplete list of Misty Mundae collectibles for you.

NOTE: All home videos are U.S. editions. Sorry, but there's NO VHS titles on this list.





DVD.....
BIKINI GIRLS ON DINOSAUR PLANET & BIKINI GODDESSES ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
BITE ME! ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
BLOODLUST: EROTIC CINEMA OF TONY MARSIGLIA ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
CHANTAL ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
CKY: INFILTRATE - DESTROY - REBUILD ( UNIVERSAL MUSIC )
CSI SEASON 11 ( PARAMOUNT )
DEAD GIRLS DON'T SAY GOODBYE ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA - UNreleased? )
DR JEKYL & MISTRESS HYDE ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
DUCK! THE CARBINE HIGH MASSACRE ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
DYING GOD ( GREEN APPLE ENTERTAINMENT )
EROTIC CONFESSIONS OF MISTY MUNDAE ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA - UNreleased? )
EROTIC DIARY OF MISTY MUNDAE ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
EROTIC MIRROR ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
EROTIC VAMPIRE IN PARIS COLLECTION ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
EROTIC WEREWOLF IN LONDON ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
FEMALE ANIMAL & MASTER'S PLAYTHING ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
FLESH FOR OLIVIA ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
GLADIATOR EROTICUS ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
GIRL SEDUCTION ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
GIRL WHO SHAGGED ME ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
GOING UNDER ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
I WAS A TEENAGE STRANGLER ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
INFAMOUS BONDAGE MURDERS TRILOGY ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA - UNreleased? )
INN OF 1000 SINS ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
INTERNATIONAL NECKTIE STRANGLER ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA - UNreleased? )
I STRANGLE THE BODY ELECTRIC COLLECTION ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA - UNreleased? )
KINKY CANNIBAL ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
LATE-NITE TV SEXY SPOOF COLLECTION ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
LESBIAN STRANGLER ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA - UNreleased? )
LESBIAN VAMPIRE LOVERS COLLECTION ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
LESBOS SLAUGHTER ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA - UNreleased? )
LORD OF THE G-STRINGS ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
THE LOST ( ANCHOR BAY )
LUST FOR DRACULA ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
LUSTFUL ADDICTION ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
MASTERS OF HORROR: DEER WOMAN & SICK GIRL( ANCHOR BAY )
MASTERS OF HORROR: SEASON 1 ( ANCHOR BAY )
MASTERS OF HORROR: SEASON 1 VOL 2 ( ANCHOR BAY )
MASTERS OF HORROR: SICK GIRL ( ANCHOR BAY )
MISTY MUNDAE ESSENTIALS ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
MISTY MUNDAE EURO-VIXEN COLLECTION ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
MISTY’S SECRET ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
MY VAMPIRE LOVER ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
NAUGHTY FAIRY TALES ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
PLAY-MATE OF THE APES ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
PLAY-MATE OF THE APES COMIC BOOK & DVD SET ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
POETIC SEDUCTION ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
THE RAGE ( SCREEN MEDIA FILMS )
THE RAGE: UNRATED ( SCREEN MEDIA FILMS )
THE RAGE / SHALLOW GROUND / SEVERED: FOREST OF THE DEAD ( SCREEN MEDIA FILMS )
ROXANNA GRINDHOUSE DOUBLE FEATURE ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
SATAN'S SCHOOL FOR LUST ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
SCREAMING DEAD ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
SCULPTURE ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
SEDUCTION OF MISTY MUNDAE ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
SEXY AMERICAN IDLE ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
SHADOW: DEAD RIOT ( MEDIA BLASTERS )
SHADOW: DEAD RIOT UNCUT ( MEDIA BLASTERS )
SHOCK-O-RAMA ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
SHOCK-O-RAMA HORROR COLLECTION ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
SILK STOCKING STRANGLER ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
SILVER MUMMY & DUCT TAPE KILLER ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
SINFUL ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
SIN SISTERS ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
SKIN CRAWL ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
SLIME CITY GRINDHOUSE COLLECTION ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
SPIDERBABE - R RATED ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
SPIDERBABE - UNrated ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
SPLATTER BEACH ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
SUBURBAN PSYCHO HORROR COLLECTION ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
SWEDISH WILDCATS & NEW YORK WILDCATS ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
THAT 70s GIRL ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
TRAILER TRASH COLLECTION ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
TRAILER TRASH & TRAILER TRASH II ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
VOODOUN BLUES ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
VAMPIRE STRANGLER ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
VAMPIRE STRANGLER 2 DISC ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
VAMPIRE STRANGLER 3 DISC ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
VAMPIRE VIXENS ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )
VIRGIN HOSTAGE ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA - UNreleased? )
WITCHBABE ( ALTERNATIVE CINEMA )



BLU-RAY.....
THE LOST ( ANCHOR BAY )
MASTERS OF HORROR SEASON 1 VOL 2 ( ANCHOR BAY )
SHADOW: DEAD RIOT UNCUT ( MEDIA BLASTERS )



BOOKS - MAGAZINES - COMICS.....
ALTERNATIVE CINEMA MAGAZINE #21
ALTERNATIVE CINEMA CATALOG ( number? )
PLAY-MATE OF THE APES COMIC
SOFT IN THE MIDDLE ( ISBN: 978-0814210222 ) by David Andrews



MISC.....
Music CD cover ( LUSTFUL ADDICTION & ROXANNA SOUNDTRACK )
Music CD cover ( PINK DELICATES: WHO STOLE THE QUIET DAY )
Various 8x10 photos and prints
Various posters
Various t-shirts

SHOTGUN WEDDING POSTER

SHOTGUN WEDDING - AKA CASAMIENTO A LA FUERZA - is an EXTREMELY RARE movie!

There are some familiar faces in this movie, such as William Schallert, and J. Pat O'Malley.

I've read rumors of a possible ED WOOD connection, but there is no proof... yet.



QUOTES FROM THE MOVIE.....
STORE OWNER: "I see you're buying a very pretty dress for your very pretty daughter"
OLD MAN WITH YOUNG GIRL: "Daughter?!.. Hell no!.. She's my wife!"

And people have the nerve to make fun of southern culture, go figure!

I've NEVER seen a legit VHS, or region one DVD.

NOT OF THIS EARTH 1988 POSTER

I love this poster.

Not very long after the Traci Lords scandal, she appeared in the 1st remake of NOT OF THIS EARTH.

She portrayed a nurse called Nadine. The man she takes care of, is called Mr. Johnson... get it?... ha-ha?

QUOTES
Nadine: "I'm the house blood-pumper"

Nadine: "I don't screw around!"

The scandal was still relatively fresh, so there was a buzz about the movie. It was her first "real" movie. Plus, she had a couple of nude scenes... enough said!



Only $89.95 for the VHS!... I'll take five!, ha-ha-ha... from a promotional video for the rental stores ( NOT the public ).



During the VHS era, you would see promotional displays like this, at video rental stores... from a promotional video for rental stores ( NOT the public ).

NOT OF THIS EARTH was released on VHS by MGM.

A region one DVD was released by NEW CONCORDE.

NOT OF THIS EARTH was re-released on region one DVD by SHOUT FACTORY.

VHS: I LOVE YOU, I HATE YOU

For countless millions around the world, VHS tapes equal nostalgia. Below are some of my memories of that era...

During the VHS era, video rental stores were a dime-a-dozen, and I truly loved renting from various locations.

It was almost like visting a movie theater. Many stores had displays made by the video companies. Such as standees, counter displays, and posters.

In addition, you would occasionally find promotional flyers, posters, and other freebies.

They'd also have theater sized boxes of MILK DUDS, RAISINETS, SNO-CAPS, GOOBERS, and others.



THE RENTAL SECTION.....

Walking down the "new arrivals" aisle was fun, especially when the racks were filled with tapes from independent companies.

The majority of the massmarket releases didn't appeal to me. I preferred the smaller companies that distributed low-budget flicks.

Most of the smaller companies seemed to use poster art, or original artwork on their boxes. That's one of the things I loved most about those companies. Even the boxes that used photos were extremely appealing.

I think most folks remember the major studio labels, and other companies like VESTRON, THORN, and MEDIA.

But, how many people remember MOGUL, PARAGON, LIGHTNING, CHARTER, IMPERIAL, and a ton of other small companies?

Almost forgot to mention the "late fees"... I was never late, but I knew a lot of folks that NEVER returned their rentals on time.

On a related note, most - but not all - stores had a slot in one of their doors. Whenever I used it, I'd hear my tapes hit the other tapes at the bottom of the "drop-box"... And then I'd wonder if they had been damaged.



THE "FOR SALE" SECTION.....

Most stores also sold their ex-rental tapes after a certain amount of time. I'd also go to Swap-meets to buy VHS tapes.

Nowadays, most people feed their VHS addiction via online stores like AMAZON, or online auction sites, like EBAY. They also go to secondhand stores ( those places gross me out ).



Just for the record, I never paid more than five dollars for a tape.

One of my favorite places, was located on Grand Avenue in Chicago. I can't remember the name.

If I remember correctly, there were also a few places in Manhattan, and Brooklyn I liked ( that was a long time ago folks ).



THE NAUGHTY MOVIE SECTION.....

Back then, most of the smaller chains, and almost all of the mom-n-pop stores rented and sold X-rated titles.

QUOTES from the LOS ANGELES TIMES ( July 18, 1986 )

"SEX FILMS PULLED; STAR ALLEGEDLY TOO YOUNG"

"Video shops and adult movie stores and theaters nationwide were pulling products featuring sex film star Traci Lords from their shelves Thursday because of an investigation by the Los Angeles County district attorney's office into allegations that she was underage when she made most of her movies"



Traci on the LATE SHOW with ? ... This may have been her first post scandal televised interview... ( I can NOT remember the name of the host ).



I still remember the panic that gripped most of the video stores, after news broke-out about Traci Lords.

This was big news in Southern California, and I still remember the local newscasts.

For some of the smaller stores, the X-rated sections seemed to account for at least 40 to 50 percent of their rentals and sales.

Most of the local video stores closed their X-rated sections for the day. This gave them time to remove her tapes from their shelves, and to call customers that had rented her movies.

For those that do NOT know, Ms. Lords only made 1 LEGAL X-rated movie. It is called TRACI I LOVE YOU.

There were a lot of popular performers during that era. Such as Ashlyn Gere, Ginger Lynn, Porsche lynn, Britt Morgan, Christy Canyon, Shauna Grant, and of course Traci Lords.

I remember Ashlyn Gere the most. Why?.. Because she starred in a lot of low-budget flicks, and most of them were released on VHS. I had a lot of fun watching her in ultra-cheesy flicks like CREEPOZOIDS, EVIL LAUGH, and LUNCH MEAT.


Ashlyn Gere - AKA Kim McKamy - in CREEPOZOIDS


Ashlyn Gere - AKA Kim McKamy - in EVIL LAUGH


Ashlyn Gere - AKA Kim McKamy - in LUNCH MEAT

Some adult sections were separated by walls made from wire racks, and they were covered with posters, so people could not see inside. The entrance was hidden by a red curtain.

Other stores would put their adult sections by the rear wall of the store, or in another room.



THINGS I HATED ABOUT VHS.....

It was a CRAP FORMAT!

FAST FOWARD, or REWIND, took forever!

I HATED crumpled tapes. I also hated, when the tape would get stuck in the VCR. And worse of all, BROKEN tapes!

On a few occasions, I would get home and pop a rental tape into my VCR, only to discover that the tape was blank!

Either someone went to the trouble of unscrewing the VHS and replacing the prerecorded tape with a blank tape, or they somehow managed to remove the main label from the prerecorded tape, and put it on the blank tape.

I would immediately go back to the video store, to report it, and get my money back.



THE END.....

I loved the VHS era, almost as much as the DRIVE-IN era.

Lately, there seems to be a mini-revival of both, VHS and DRIVE-IN theaters.

FYI: A handful of U.S. companies seem to be selling NEW titles on VHS.


THE BASEMENT VHS by ALTERNATIVE CINEMA


HOUSE OF THE DEVIL VHS by MPI HOME VIDEO

MOVIE ADS: CHEERLEADERS IN CINEMA

For those that care, the new NFL season is upon us, yawn, yawn, yawn....

If you like watching a bunch of guys get paid millions to play a game - and slap each other on the ass - then this is the happiest time of the year for YOU.

HOWEVER, if you're like most of the male population, then you prefer watching the CHEERLEADERS.

Below is a SHORT list of movies and tv shows with cheerleaders in them.....

BRING IT ON ( starring Kirsten Dunst )

BRING IT ON: ALL OR NOTHING ( starring Hayden Panettiere )

BRING IT ON: IN IT TO WIN IT ( starring Jennifer Tisdale )

THE CHEERLEADERS ( starring Denise Dillaway, Brandy Woods, and others )

CHEERLEADER CAMP ( starring Betsy Russell and Leif Garrett )

CHEERLEADER MASSACRE ( directed by Jim Wynorski )

DEBBIE DOES DALLAS ( starring Bambi Woods )

DEBBIE DOES DALLAS II ( starring Bambi Woods )

DEBBIE DOES DALLAS III ( starring Bambi Woods )

HELLCATS ( starring Ashley Tisdale )

NINJA CHEERLEADERS ( starring Trishelle Cannatella and George "STAR TREK" Takei )

REVENGE OF THE CHEERLEADERS ( starring Patrice Rohmer, Cheryl Smith, and a young David Hasselhoff )

SATAN'S CHEERLEADERS ( directed by Greydon Clark )

SWINGING CHEERLEADERS ( starring Colleen Camp, Rosanne Katon, and Cheryl Smith )

Honorable mention to DEATH OF A CHEERLEADER ( starring Kellie Martin ), and THE POSITIVELY TRUE ADVENTURES OF THE ALLEGED TEXAS CHEERLEADER-MURDERING MOM ( starring Holly Hunter ).

MOVIE ADS: BLOODSUCKING FREAKS

I have never seen BLOODSUCKING FREAKS ( AKA INCREDIBLE TORTURE SHOW ).

This movie has been around for a long time, but I have no desire to watch it. However, I do like the trailer.

BLOODSUCKING FREAKS was released on VHS by VESTRON VIDEO.

A region free DVD was released by TROMA.

MOVIE ADS: PAMELA SUE MARTIN

When I was a kid, disaster films were all the rage, and THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE was one of my favorites.

Pamela Sue Martin portrayed Susan in THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE.

BAY COVEN ( AKA EYE OF THE DEMON ) is a TV movie. I liked it, mostly because of Ms. Martin.

BAY COVEN was released on legit VHS by VIDMARK ENTERTAINMENT ( under the name EYE OF THE DEMON ).

It was also released on LASERDISC by VIDMARK ENTERTAINMENT ( as EYE OF THE DEMON ).

BAY COVEN was released on region one DVD by KREATIVE DIGITAL ENTERTAINMENT ( as BAY COVE ).

Ms. Martin played NANCY DREW in the tv series called NANCY DREW MYSTERIES.

She was also in the DALLAS knockoff called DYNASTY.

I've never met her, but she seems like a gutsy lady.

MOVIE ADS: STEWARDESSES IN CINEMA

I used to love watching movies and tv shows with stewardesses in them.

There's something so irresistibly alluring about stewardesses. That was especially true when I was young.

Movies and tv shows about stewardesses became a cottage industry.

Below is a SHORT list of movies and tv shows with stewardesses in them.

AIRPORT GIRLS ( starring Cindy West )

BLAZING STEWARDESSES ( starring Connie Hoffman )

COFFEE, TEA OR ME? ( starring Karen Valentine )

COFFEE, TEA OR ME? ( starring Erica Boyer )

COME FLY WITH ME ( starring Lois Nettleton )

NAUGHTY STEWARDESSES ( starring Connie Hoffman )

PAM AM ( starring Christina Ricci )

PARTY PLANE ( starring Karen Annarino )

STEWARDESSES 3D ( starring Christina Hart )

STEWARDESS SCHOOL ( starring Judy Landers )

SWEDISH FLY GIRLS ( starring Birte Tove )

VIEW FROM THE TOP ( starring Gwyneth Paltrow )

Honorable mention to AIRPORT ( starring Burt Lancaster, Jacqueline Bisset, and Jean Seberg ).

MOVIE ADS: MELISSA SUE ANDERSON

Melissa Sue Anderson seems to be best known for two cinematic endeavors that are polar opposites of each other, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, and LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE. I get nauseous just saying LITTLE HOUSE, ha-ha-ha-ha....

I love HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.

There's no nudity in it. Yet, I've never heard anyone complain about that. Why?... well, unlike most slashers, the story actually grabs your mind, and won't let go. However, it still would have been nice to have seen some "skin"... ha-ha-ha...

A lot of people forget that she appeared in two ABC AFTERSCHOOL SPECIAL movies ( VERY GOOD FRIENDS and WHICH MOTHER IS MINE? ). I can NOT remember if she did more.

Ms. Anderson starred in one of my all time favorite made-for-tv movies. It was called MIDNIGHT OFFERINGS, and she portrayed a witch that was also one hell of a bitch!

As far as I know, MIDNIGHT OFFERINGS was NEVER available on legit VHS ( in the United States ).

There are NO legit region one DVDs either.

MOVIE ADS: NURSES IN CINEMA

When I was young, there seemed to be an endless supply of movies and tv shows about nurses.

I think the idea of an attractive nurse being clean, even when she's being dirty, was extremely appealing to most guys.

Of course, reality is nothing like the scenarios depicted in most movies and tv shows.

Below is a SHORT list of movies and tv shows with nurses in them.

CANDY STRIPERS ( starring Deanna Brooks )

CANDY STRIPERS ( starring Sharon Thorpe and Nancy Hoffman )

CANDY STRIPERS II ( starring Taija Rae )

CANDY STRIPERS III ( starring Barbie Dahl )

CANDY STRIPERS IV ( starring Tracey Adams )

CANDY STRIPERS V: The New Generation ( starring Shanna McCullough )

CANDY STRIPE NURSES ( starring Maria Rojo, Candice Rialson, and Robin Matson )

HEAD NURSE ( starring Cindy West and Andrea True )

NIGHT CALL NURSES ( starring Alana Stewart, Mittie Lawrence, and Patti Byrne )

NURSE 3D ( starring Paz de la Huerta )

PRIVATE DUTY NURSES ( starring Katherine Cannon, Joyce Williams, and Pegi Boucher )

RAMPAGING NURSES ( starring Jen Friedman )

STUDENT NURSES ( starring Elaine Giftos, Brioni Farrell, Karen Carlson, and Barbara Leigh )

YOUNG NURSES ( starring Jeane Manson, Ashley Porter, Angela Elayne Gibbs )

Honorable mention to the women of ER ( Maura Tierney, Sherry Stringfield, Linda Cardellini, Kellie Martin and many others )

DR. GOLDFOOT DOUBLE FEATURE

DR. GOLDFOOT AND THE BIKINI MACHINE stars Vincent Price as Dr. Goldfoot, Susan Hart as number 11, Frankie Avalon as Craig Gamble, Dwayne Hickman as Todd Armstrong, and many others.





Dr. Goldfoot is up to no good with his girl-bots. Unfortunately for him, everything seems to backfire.




DR. GOLDFOOT AND THE GIRL BOMBS stars Vincent Price as Dr. Goldfoot, Fabian as Bill Dexter, Laura Antonelli as Rosanna, Franco Franchi as Franco, Ciccio Ingrassia as Ciccio and many others.



Dr. Goldfoot is back again, and he wants to rule the world. Will he succeed?



Disc menu for DR. GOLDFOOT DOUBLE FEATURE

VIDEO INFO:
DVD - 1 single sided disc
WIDEscreen ( BIKINI MACHINE ) - WIDEscreen ( GIRL BOMBS )
Color
Region one
Company - TGG DIRECT / MGM
Rated G ( BIKINI MACHINE ) - NOT rated ( GIRL BOMBS )
Extras - None
Inserts - None



OBTAINED AT - WALMART
PRICE - $5.00



DO I WANT MY MONEY BACK?:
HELL NO!!!...

This is a FIVE DOLLAR double feature!



When I was a kid, I adored Susan Hart.

As for Vincent Price, what can I say, that hasn't already been said?

I wonder if Jim Carrey was influenced by the Italian comedy duo of Franco Franchi and Ciccio Ingrassia.



Those two guys were famous for their facial contortions, and Jim Carrey became famous for his facial expressions early in his career.

Anyway, this double feature was released by TGG DIRECT.