MY CHAUFFEUR

DIRECTOR:
David Beaird

WRITERS:
David Beaird

CAST:
Deborah Foreman
Sam J. Jones
Sean McClory
E.G. Marshall
John O'Leary
Howard Hesseman
Teller
Penn Jillette
Leland Crooke
And many more....



Casey ( Deborah Foreman )


Battle ( Sam J. Jones )


Witherspoon ( E.G. Marshall )


Giles ( John O'Leary )


O'Brien ( Sean McClory )


Casey lives in Southern California. Her mother is deceased, and she doesn't know who her father is.

She washes dishes in an Italian restaurant.

One day, while at work, she gets a hand delivered letter that changes her life.

She drives to a mansion, and goes to work driving limos for a mysterious employer.

Her first passenger is a wild punk singer and his three backup singers.

Passenger number two, is her mysterious boss, but he does not reveal his identity.

Casey's third passenger is an arrogant business man, named Battle, and his soon-to-be ex-fiancée. Apparently, she's pregnant with another man's child. So they fight, she dumps him, and leaves the car.

He proceeds to get drunk, and ends up spending the night in Casey's room. However, nothing sexual happens.

The next morning, he storms out of Casey's room after insulting her. What an asshole!

As it turns out, Battle's father is the mysterious man that hired Casey. However, she doesn't know that.

It's a new day, and she picks up another passenger. Guess who it is?.. It's Battle again.

Casey is supposed to drive him to Northern California. But they never make it, because their car breaks down on a rural road. They end up having an adventure in the wilderness.

Hours later, things get hot-n-heavy between them, when they have to spend the night at someone's isolated home.

Time passes quickly, and Battle falls in love with Casey.

Battle tells his father, that he's going to marry Casey. His father reacts badly, for reasons that may shock everyone involved.....






QUOTES:
Chauffeur at card game: "All she got to do, is wiggle her butt, and she gets whatever she wants"

Casey: "I came here to drive, NOT kiss ass!"

Catfight: "You know what I did to me last female chauffeur?.. I stripped her, and set her pubes on fire"

Casey: "Eat me!"

Casey: "If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a rock at it!"





VIDEO INFO:
DVD
FULLscreen
Color
Region one
Company - MILL CREEK ENTERTAINMENT
Rated R
Extras - None
Inserts - No





OBTAINED AT - Walmart
PRICE - $5.00



DO I WANT MY MONEY BACK?:
NO!!!!!...

I really love MY CHAUFFEUR!

It's goofy, has dark humor, it's a bit surreal, and it's subtlety subversive.

Plus, I've always had a soft spot in my heart for movies about outcasts, and Casey is definitely a fish-out-of-water.

Despite Casey's good-natured persona, she's nobody's fool. She won't let anyone walk all over her.

Ms. Foreman has such an air of sincerity, that's one of the things I like most about her acting. Plus, she's so fucking cute!

I found MY CHAUFFEUR in a 12 movie set called TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL ( by MILL CREEK ENTERTAINMENT ).

I have NO idea, if this was ever released on LASERDISC.

VESTRON released MY CHAUFFEUR on BETA. Yes, you read correctly! Most people forget that pre-recorded BETA's were released.

The VHS version was released by VESTRON ( note: I've seen at least two different covers ).

Apparently, it was also released on VHS by a company called VIDEO TREASURES.

I do NOT know how many other companies released it on VHS.

MY CHAUFFEUR has been released on region one DVD many times.



Solo discs were released by BCI and RHINO. I believe both discs were released in FULLscreen.

It was also released in the following multi-movie collections... See list below.....



4 MOVIE PACK: MY CHAUFFEUR / MY TUTOR / JOCKS / TOMBOY ( by MILL CREEK? )

4 MOVIE PACK: MY CHAUFFEUR / TOMBOY / WEEKEND PASS / MALIBU BEACH ( by MILL CREEK? )



SCHOOL DAZED 8 MOVIE COLLECTION ( by BCI )

TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL ( by MILL CREEK )



EXCELLENT EIGHTIES 50 MOVIE PACK ( by MILL CREEK )

COMEDY COLLECTION 8 MOVIE SET ( by LIONSGATE )

As far as I know, EVERY company in the United States, has released this movie in BUTCHERED FULLscreen!... What the fuck?!

As I write this, I do NOT know if MILL CREEK ENTERTAINMENT's EXCELLENT EIGHTIES, or LIONSGATE's COMEDY COLLECTION contain the WIDEscreen versions of this movie.