Friday, December 12, 2014
MOVIE ADS: DOUBLE NICKELS
Fasten your seatbelts!... Cause, it's gonna be one helluva ride!
DOUBLE NICKELS is pure unapologetic escapism!... And what's wrong with that?!
This flick is for all the guys, and the women that put up with all their bullshit... ha-ha-ha.
Alright dudes, follow these five simple steps to maximize your viewing pleasure.....
1 - Step one, pop the DVD in the machine ( very important ).
2 - Now, pretend you're at the drive-in theater.
3 - Have your female buddy sit on your lap. Then ask her, if she'll let you squeeze her boobies when there are no car chases on screen.
4 - Drink root beer from frosty mugs. Then feed each other BBQ wings, and big-ass fries. NOTE: real beer may be substituted for root beer.
5 - Last, but not least... try to forget about anything that's bothering you.....
"Listen bub!... Root beer, BBQ wings, fries, and getting my titties groped, aren't my idea of a good time!"
DOUBLE NICKELS was written by Patrice Schubert and Jack Vacek.
It was directed by Jack Vacek.
The movie stars, Jack Vacek ( as Smokey ), Ed Abrams ( as Ed ), Patrice Schubert ( as Jordan ), Heidi Schubert ( as Tami ), and George Cole ( as George ).
I don't know if this was ever released on legit VHS.
However, DOUBLE NICKELS was released in at least three region one movie collections ( all of them by MILL CREEK ).
See list below.....
1 - FUEL-INJECTED FILMS ( 20 movie pack ). This collection has four single sided discs. DOUBLE NICKELS is presented in FULLscreen.
2 - It's also available in COLLISION COURSE ( 20 movie pack ). NOTE: FUEL-INJECTED FILMS and COLLISION COURSE contain the same movies!
3 - BURNT RUBBER ( 20 movie pack ), also has this movie. This set has been out of print for a long time.
I don't know if any other region one companies have released this film on "pressed" disc.