Saturday, December 22, 2012


For the most part, I like Christmas. Except for the FALSE sentiment and nobility you get from countless television shows, and made for television movies.

One of the few holiday episodes I DO like, is called IT'S A BUNDYFUL LIFE. This is a special holiday episode of MARRIED WITH CHILDREN, and it's my favorite.

If the sight of a drunk Marcy, sitting on a photo copier while x-rated photo copies of her nether-regions fly out of the machine, doesn't fill you with joy, then you're hopeless!

And, if the sight of Al Bundy being beaten by a bunch of pissed-off mall-santas, doesn't put the holiday spirit in you, then nothing will!

QUOTES FROM THIS EPISODE... Al tells a bunch of kids a heart-warming and profound Christmas story...

"It was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, no food was a stirring, not even a mouse"

"Stockings were hung round dad's neck like a tie, along with a note, that said, presents or die"

"Children were plotting, all night in their bed, while the wife's constant whining was splitting his head"

"But daddy had money, this year in the bank, then they closed up early, now dad's in the tank"

"All of a sudden, santa appears, a sneer on his face, booze in his beard"

"Santa, I said as he laughed merrily, you do so much for others, do something for me"

"Bundy he said, you only sell shoes, your son is a sneak thief, your daughter's a flooze"

"HO-HO santa said, should I mention your wife?, her hairs like an A bomb, her nails like a knife"

"He climbs up a chimney, that fat piece of dung, he mooned me two times, as he stuck-out his tongue"

"I heard him exclaim, as he broke wind with glee, you're married with children, you'll never be free....."



1 comment:

  1. What a hilarious series! Another great Xmas story was "You Better Watch Out" when Santa Claus parachutes to earth, in a promotion for the local Lakeside Mall!