WARM UP WITH TRACI LORDS

After Ron Harris released AEROBICISE, it seemed like everbody jumped on the exercise video bandwagon.

I think Traci Lords appeared in two direct to VHS "exercise" films ( wink, wink ). One is called WARM UP WITH TRACI LORDS, and the other one is entitled ADVANCED JAZZTHETICS.

I've been told the content is the same on both tapes. One version is supposedly longer than the other. However, I can NOT verify any of this information.



WORDS OF WISDOM AKA QUOTES from WARM UP WITH TRACI LORDS.....

"When we get to the HARD stuff, you will notice that it's fast paced"

"Keep your tummy firm and tight, if it hurts you gotta fight!"

"Roll your hips round and round, a perfect circle should be found... turn, turn, feel it burn"

"Don't jerk it hard, keep it smooth"

"Twist it now, the other way, you'll feel better all the day"

"Stretch it!... YEAH!"

"Flex your arms, MUSCLES grow"

"Do it softly, till you're sore"

"Pull!... Stretch it!"

"Pull it!.. pull it!.. pull it!"

"Feel the tightness in your rear, MUSCLES will soon appear"

"Press your pelvis to the air, keep your can nice and square"

"Wipe it off, if you're wet"

"Legs apart, up you'll sit, thrust it twice"

"PULL IT!, DO IT!, HARDER!, GOOD!"



Did those quotes enlighten you?



This SEXexercise video... sorry, I meant exercise video, is yet another example of folks trying to cash-in, on the sweat-is-sexy craze.



WARM UP WITH TRACI LORDS is unintentionally HILARIOUS and even a little SLEAZY... I highly recommend it!

I've always had a lot of mixed feelings about Traci, but I love watching her action flicks.



Both, WARM UP WITH TRACI LORDS, and ADVANCED JAZZTHETICS were released on VHS ( I can not remember by which companies ).

Both of these "work-out" programs MAY have been released twice on region one DVD ( by BCI ).

The first DVD is called JAZZTHETICS.

The second DVD is called 10 BEST WORKOUTS.

Once again, I can NOT confirm that these films are actually on these discs.