Monday, April 1, 2013
FIRST LADY OF THE EVENING
A sensational and scandalous new book will hit the shelves soon!....
It's called FIRST LADY OF THE EVENING.
She's a mild-mannered president's wife by day, and everybody's love doll by night!
But, be warned... If you're caught inflating this love doll, all the president's men will VETO you!
ISBN ( 11,00098349 - 1000 =? xMC2 = ?% )
AUTHOR - Irving Sidney
COVER ARTIST - Drunk guy Irving met at a bar
COMPANY - MAGNET
OBTAINED AT - Some porn shop in Vegas
PRICE - $8.99, and worth every sleazy penny!
SOFTcover, but HARDcore where it counts!
SIZE - Would you like to find out for yourself?... Come on, say yes baby!
PAGES - I lost count, I'm NOT good with numbers
QUOTES FROM THE COMMERCIAL.....
"From the pen of America's wealthiest author, Irving Sidney, the man who gave us the bestsellers, Irving Sidney's THE NAKED VIRGIN, and Irving Sidney's THE POWER AND THE FLESH, comes Irving Sidney's ... sizzling new blockbuster....."
"When president Harrison Chandler was married in the white house, it was the social event of the decade!"
"The courageous president, and his beautiful new bride. But she possessed a secret that would shatter her dreams and topple a government"
"She was forced to live a lie, when her sins came back to haunt her"
"She was FIRST LADY OF THE EVENING....."
"Irving Sidney's FIRST LADY OF THE EVENING, a magnet paperback. Available in easy to read type, with NO big words....."
.....!YAD SLOOF LIRPA YPPAH