Friday, July 6, 2012
Michael Paul Girard
Michael Paul Girard
Steven B. McMillan
Clement Von Franckenstein
Pee Wee ( the dog )
And many others....
Eddie and Frank ( Steven B. McMillan and Dick Monda )
Norma Jean / Debbie and Pee Wee ( Teri Marlow and Pee Wee )
Dr. Jacoby ( Clement Von Franckenstein )
Marty ( John Gidcomb )
Price ( Johnny Mandell )
Poco ( Rick Bartz )
People - and bimbos - are being murdered at CLUB BODY PARTS.
Detectives Frank Otello, and Eddie Harris are trying to track down the killer, but there are many suspects.
A horny college student named Marty, is the first person blamed for the murders. But, he's got a kinky alibi.
Every time Frank and Eddie think they have the murders figured out, they have to start over.
Frank ends up getting involved with one of the suspects. Her name is Norma Jean / Debbie, and she was fired by the former owner of CLUB BODY PARTS. As usual, this leads to complications.
Out of desperation, Frank and Eddie go see a psychic called Dr. Jacoby. He tells them, that a supernatural connection to the murders exists ( it involves ancient Egypt ).
The bodies continue to pile up.
Will Frank and Eddie find the killer before he, or she, claims their next victim?...
Price: "Iowa, Idaho, blow-hole, what's the difference?"
Eddie: "There seem to be all sorts of perverse psychological factors going on here"
Frank: "It all boils down to either your dick, or your asshole"
Hooker: "Rip my panties off"
Marty: "Gas chamber?!... I didn't know having a menage-a-trois was a capital offense!"
Norma Jean / Debbie: "It was Price, and he looked so funny. He had his pants down below his knees, and Misty's G-string in his mouth... and he was wanking his little willy-wonker, if you know what I mean"
Poco: "I just came over here for a quick blowjob!"
Dr. Jacoby: "I have never known anyone's panties to lie to me"
Region - Not applicable
Company - VISTA STREET ENTERTAINMENT / TROMA
Extras - Not applicable
Inserts - Not applicable
OBTAINED AT - TROMA's official YouTube channel
PRICE - Free
DO I WANT MY MONEY BACK?:
I LOVE BODY PARTS!... Hey, why are you looking at me that way?... I mean, I love the movie!
Dick Monda, Steven B. McMillan, Teri Marlow, Clement Von Franckenstein, and John Gidcomb, are genuinely funny.
Plus, as an added bonus, Ms. Marlow is irresistibly adorable!
Some of the humor sneaks up on you, and I also found myself laughing after the movie was over.
If anyone involved with BODY PARTS is reading this, I want to say, you folks put a BIG SMILE on my face. If you think that's NOT worth praising, you're WRONG. Please, don't underestimate the value of laughter, especially during bad times.
BODY PARTS is much darker than ASSAULT OF THE KILLER BIMBOS, but still TONS of fun!
Watch for the dog-shit obstacle course, and the visual "dumb-blonde" joke.
Also, listen for the audio parody of "WHEEL OF FORTUNE", it's hilarious.
I have no idea if BODY PARTS was ever released on VHS.
However, it has been released on region zero DVD by TROMA.