ASSAULT OF THE KILLER BIMBOS

DIRECTOR:
Anita Rosenberg

WRITERS:
Patti Astor
Ted Nicolaou
Anita Rosenberg

CAST:
Christina Whitaker
Elizabeth Kaitan
Tammara Souza
Nick Cassavetes
Griffin O'Neal
Jamie Bozian
Mike Muscat
Patti Astor
Arell Blanton
David Marsh
Clayton Landey
Jeffrey Orman
Eddie Deezen
Will Arnett?


Killer bimbos Darlene ( Tammara Souza ), Peaches ( Christina Whitaker ), and Lulu ( Elizabeth Kaitan )


Shifty-Joe ( David Marsh )


Gangster Vinnie ( Mike Muscat ) and his gal Poodles ( Patti Astor )


Pothead surfers Wayne-O ( Nick Cassavetes ), Troy ( Griffin O'Neal ), and Billy ( Jamie Bozian )


Handsome deputy ( Jeffrey Orman )


The determined sheriff and Walter the brave deputy ( Arell Blanton & Eddie Deezen )

Peaches is an exotic dancer. Her friend, and coworker, Lulu is a waitress at the same club.

Their boss shifty-Joe fires both of them. Then things go from bad to worse, when a gangster named Vinnie kills shifty-Joe. Lulu and Peaches get blamed for the murder. Now they're on the lam.

When a cop catches them at a diner, they fake a kidnapping of a waitress named Darlene ( they end up becoming friends ). Now it's three bimbos on the run.

They also meet three pothead surfers, that become allies.

Meanwhile, Vinnie and his gal are hiding out in Mexico.

Will the bimbos capture Vinnie and clear their names? Will cutie Lulu ever show her boobies? Will the camera focus on Lulu's lovely behind? Will you laugh at some of the lame-ass humor? Will you ever get the song BIMBO BREAKDOWN out of you mind? And the most important question of all, will the sequel, BIMBO BARBEQUE ever see the light of day?...


Will Arnett?

QUOTES:
Shifty-Joe: "You stupid bimbos!"

Peaches: "Cops never listen to girls like us. Trust me, I know"

Lulu: "Oh jeez!"

Customer at restaurant: "Oh no, a bimbo with a gun!"

Sheriff: "This is car one-niner in hot pursuit of the killer bimbos!"

Vinnie: "They don't call me BIG Vinnie for noting"

Peaches: "Holy moly guacamole!"





VIDEO INFO:
DVD
FULLscreen
Color
Region one
Company - Full Moon / Koch Vision
NOT rated
Extra #1 - Trailer for ASSAULT OF THE KILLER BIMBOS
Extra #2 - Commercial for SURRENDER CINEMA ( hosted by Jacqueline Lovell )
Extra #3 - Trailer for BIMBO MOVIE BASH!
Extra #4 - Trailer for SORORITY BABES IN THE SLIMEBALL BOWL-O-RAMA
Extra #5 - Trailer for SLAVEGIRLS FROM BEYOND INFINITY
Extra #6 - Trailer for CANIBAL WOMEN IN THE AVOCADO JUNGLE OF DEATH
Extra #7 - Photos of FULL MOON merchandise
Inserts - none


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OBTAINED AT - Oldies

PRICE - $8.48


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DO I WANT MY MONEY BACK?:
NO!!... I love bimbos!...Discrimination against bimbos must stop! It's important we stop this type of behavior once and for all! This profound and moving portrayal of bimbo suffrage is a crucial step in the right direction.

Bimbos have a right to take off their clothes when and where they choose! They also have the right to wear trashy clothes, wear sexy underwear ( or NO underwear ), wear high heels, wear glossy lip stick, and have sex with whomever they want! ( and as many times as they want! )... Hey, freedom of expression via slutiness is a consTITutional right baby! And don't you ever forget that!...