Wednesday, January 26, 2011

CULT TERROR CINEMA



CULT TERROR CINEMA ( MILL CREEK ENTERTAINMENT ) contains 12 movies on three double sided discs.

All the films are from CROWN INTERNATIONAL PICTURES.


DISC 1 - SIDE A....

CRATER LAKE MONSTER
WIDEscreen
Color
Rated PG
Video quality - Good
Audio quality - Good
Violence - Yes. Various gun fights, and anti-dinosaur violence...
Nudity - Well, the dinosaur is NOT wearing a bikini, so technically speaking that qualifies as nudity...

LAND OF THE MINOTAUR
WIDEscreen
Color
Rated PG
Video quality - Fair
Audio quality - Good
Violence - Yes. Several human sacrifices and people being scared by cult members...
Nudity - Kinda-sorta. An EXTREMELY quick shot of one boob, yippee!... Also a shirtless man, boo!, hiss!, boo!....

DISC 1 - SIDE B....

FLESHBURN
FULLscreen
Color
Rated R
Video quality - Fair
Audio quality - Good
Violence - Yes. Several abductions at gunpoint... Gun fights, and a fistfight...
Nudity - None!... Just a shirtless man, boo!, hiss!

ESCAPE FROM HELL ISLAND
FULLscreen
Black & white
NOT rated
Video quality - Fair
Audio quality - Good
Violence - Watching this movie is hell!!!... If boredom is an act of violence, then this flick is one of the most violent movies ever made!!!... Oh, I almost forgot, a bimbo gets slapped across the face, and a smart-ass Cuban exile gets punched ( trust me, he deserved it! )...
Nudity - Nothing, just a little cleavage, yawn....


DISC 2 - SIDE A....

HORROR HIGH ( AKA TWISTED BRAIN )
WIDEscreen
COLOR
Rated PG
Video quality - Fair
Audio quality - Good
Violence - Yes. Lots of creative murders...
Nudity - None. Just some shirtless dudes... On the plus side, the lead actress is really cute...

THE CREEPING TERROR
FULLscreen
Black & white
NOT rated
Video quality - Fair
Audio quality - Good
Violence - Yes. An angry extraterrestrial-rug-on-steroids proceeds to feast on a buffet of humans...
Nudity - Let me think... Ok, so a woman gets the top of her dress torn off. You then see an EXTREMELY quick shot of her boobies. However, I'm almost certain she was wearing pasties... Oh, and there's a woman that jiggles her posterior while she's being eaten... Plus another woman - wearing tight shiny pants - jiggles her beautiful behind as she dances...

DISC 2 - SIDE B....

THE HEARSE
WIDEscreen
Color
Rated PG
Video quality - GREAT
Audio quality - GREAT
Violence - Not really. Just a lot of supernatural suspense and paranoia...
Nudity - None. But, the lead actress wears shorts in many scenes... She also takes a bath, but we never see anything!...

BLOODLUST
FULLscreen
Black & white
NOT rated
Video quality - Good
Audio quality - Good
Violence - Yes. Death by crossbow, acid bath, quicksand, stabbing, and bear-hug... Body parts are also on display...
Nudity - None. Just a shirtless man, boo!, hiss!...


DISC 3 - SIDE A....

LURKERS
WIDEscreen
Color
Rated R
Video quality - Good
Audio quality - Good
Violence - Yes. Strangling via jump-rope, stabbing, attempted drowning, poultry hanging, death by sledgehammer, and a beating... Plus, lots of supernatural hijinks...
Nudity - Yes. Two chicks talking about finances take their bras off... Christine "the cutie" Moore, shows off her healthy lungs... Later on, Ms. Moore flashes her "bathing" beauties again... A woman exhibits one of her boobs while engaging in kinky activities with another lady... Two old folks and a young chick have a threesome ( thankfully, there's NO nudity in this sence )...

CARNIVAL OF CRIME ( AKA SOCIO DE ALCOVA )
FULLscreen
Black & white
NOT rated
Video quality - Fair
Audio quality - Fair
Violence - Well, it seems this movie was butchered. Then new footage was inserted ( filmed years later )... I consider the end result to be a VIOLENT ACT upon my intelligence, eyes and ears ( lol )... Oh, I almost forgot to mention that there's a random explosion...
Nudity - None. But at least there's a sexy woman posing for a photographer...

DISC 3 - SIDE B....

THE TEACHER
WIDEscreen
Color
Rated R
Video quality - Good
Audio quality - Good
Violence - Yes. Death by falling, stalking, threats with a sword, dog leash on a human, choking and stabbing... The theme song is repeatedly played throughout the movie. This is an act of violence unto itself ( lol )...
Nudity - Yes. The incredibly adorable Angel Tompkins ( Diane ) takes off her top while sunbathing on her boat... In another scene, she takes off her top again... Soon after we see her boobs and butt while she takes a shower... There are a couple of blink-and-you-miss-it views of her you-know-what... Anyway, she shows her boobs a lot...

THE BABYSITTER
FULLscreen
Black & white
Rated R
Video quality - Good
Audio quality - Good
Violence - Yes. Humiliation, assaults and murder...
Nudity - Yes. Shirtless and pantie-less females dance... Poolside toplessness and sappho-SHEnanigans... Followed by more sappho-SHEnanigans in the steam room... Seductive Patricia Wymer ( Candy ) goes topless in a pool and kisses a much older and out-of-shape man ( I thought I was going to vomit during this scene )... Anyway, minutes later she's having sex with the same geezer, yuck... In another scene, Candy takes off her clothes and relaxes on a hammock. The camera - and the geezer - proceed to focus their attention on her beautiful behind... Moments later they are having sex in the steam room... We see a shirtless female during a brutal flashback... Last but not least, a shirtless female tied to a chair...

VIDEO INFO:
DVD
WIDEscreen & FULLscreen
Color & black and white
Region one
Company - Mill Creek Entertainment
Various ratings
Extras - None
Inserts - None

OBTAINED AT - CD Universe

PRICE - $6.34

DO I WANT MY MONEY BACK?:
HELL NO!... It was slightly more than six dollars... This is a fucking bargain, and I highly recommend it!

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